Even More Christmas Jokes to Tell Kids
16. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!
17. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!
18. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card? Because he went down in history.
19. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
21. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
22. What goes “oh, oh, oh”? Santa walking backward!
23. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
24. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws!
25. Mason says to his mother: “You can delete the train set from my Christmas wish list.” Mother: “Why is that?” Mason: “Yesterday I found one in the closet.”
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