10. Being way behind on fashion when you come back to the States.
9. Awkward dating conversations on furlough.
8. You can literally fall asleep anywhere.
7. You’ve embarrassed yourself at least once by asking the meaning of swear words.
6. Being more afraid of traffic than poisonous snakes.
5. You’re totally OK with B.O. (but you wear deodorant, you know, for your friends).