10. Being way behind on fashion when you come back to the States.
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9. Awkward dating conversations on furlough.
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8. You can literally fall asleep anywhere.
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7. You’ve embarrassed yourself at least once by asking the meaning of swear words.
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6. Being more afraid of traffic than poisonous snakes.
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5. You’re totally OK with B.O. (but you wear deodorant, you know, for your friends).
