Crist’s Instagram Followers Respond
Read the some of the responses Crist received below:
Shadow cleavage. Not actual cleavage. They could see a shadow where cleavage is.
Got sent home from VBS for sweatpants that said “Pink” on the booty — circa ’02. [PINK is a brand from the Victoria’s Secret clothing line.]
Shimmery lotion. Draws too much attention to the body…obviously. [Shimmer lotion creates a sparkly layer on one’s skin.]
Inappropriate clothing = forced to wear a choir robe for the day.
This isn’t a joke. We legit had to wear jeans in the ocean. Do you know how dangerous!
Soffe shorts with Panama City Beach printed on the butt [are] not allowed at VBS. [Soffe shorts are similar to cheerleading shorts, also worn by dancers and gymnasts.]
PINK was a no go for guys.
I had to read a modesty book twice because I had a ‘heart issue’ and ‘showed cleavage.’
A tie is an arrow pointing straight to hell. Men could wear them at our church.
Bend over and touch your toes. If anything shows, it’s got to go.
Not putting on a skirt before leaving the dorm…when the fire alarm is going off late at night.
