I’m looking for an ideal church where the FACILITIES ARE…
accessible, centrally located and highly visible.
Lots of parking.
Always clean.
Large women’s restroom.
Large, spacious, well-equipped class rooms.
A large kitchen and fellowship hall.
Well-groomed landscaping which is done by a custom landscaping company.
Very multipurpose, but very obviously a place of worship.
Food and drinks can be eaten everywhere, but everything is always taken care of and kept nice and neat.
If it were not, I wouldn’t go. I’m looking for the ideal church.
I’m looking for an ideal church where the SCHEDULE IS…
filled with lots of things going on during the week in case I have free time to attend or be involved, but where there is never pressure to be involved—it’s just always there when I need it.
Classes are offered for every age level, but I’m never asked to teach.
They care about my busy life—but still offer an unending menu of activities.
Sunday services are not too short, but not too long
They never start late, and always get out at least five minutes early.
My kids always have a teacher, and it’s never me.
If it were not like this, I wouldn’t go. I’m looking for the ideal church.
