- Christian motivational speaker? Um, “motivational speaker” is code for “I’m going to constantly send you personal messages to join my multi-level marketing pyramid scheme.” That’s a safe DELETE.
- Anyone who lists their occupation as “Street Evangelistic FOR THE LORD” is a safe unfriend, if for no other reason than I can just hear the guy screaming in my ear FOR THE LORD!!!” Yep, DELETE that guy.
- Any Christian that says their first name in their Facebook profile is “Blessed” is 100 percent a safe DELETE. “Blessed” is code for “I live with 64 cats and love Nicholas Cage movies.”
- Finally, half of the guys who list their Facebook names as “their first name + their wife’s first name” (ex: Bill and Jeanine Smith) are definitely men whose wives caught them watching porn.
These guys will not be allowed to hang out with you any time soon. DELETE.
Well, I hope these guidelines help!
You. Are. Welcome.
This article on who to unfriend originally appeared here.
