You Might Be a Megachurch If…

I picked on the church plant a few days ago…

It’s the megachurch’s turn…

You might be a megachurch if your green room looks nicer than 95% of your attendees’ living rooms.

You might be a megachurch if you film sermon video illustrations on location in other countries.

You might be a megachurch if people take celebrity pictures of the pastor during his sermon.

You might be a megachurch if you have more people on staff to run a Sunday than American Idol has on staff to run a Wednesday.

You might be a megachurch if kids throw a tantrum when the moving lights aren’t working in their Sunday school.

You might be a megachurch if your pastor has had more work done than most of the women in your church.

You might be a megachurch if your worship department has not one single ugly person in it.

You might be a megachurch if your pastor’s security detail mimics the Secret Service.

You might be a megachurch if there are more police officers directing traffic into your parking lot than manning the streets of your neighborhood on a Sunday morning.

Go ahead…

Have some fun…

Can you add any?