1. Them: “It’s hot in here.” You: “It’s hot in hell too.”
2. “You look like you need a Savior.”
3. At a shooting range: “If you were to die right now . . . hey, where are you running off to so fast?”
4. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sinners deserve death. And so do you.”
5. To a Barista: “Can I have a skinny vanilla conversation with you about the God of the Universe?”
6. “Yes officer, I’m guilty of speeding. But you are guilty of crimes against heaven.”
7. In a traffic jam to the guy in the car next to you: “The good news? Jesus loves you! The bad news? You can’t get away from me.”
8. “On the count of three I’m going to try to convert you.”
9. Anywhere:“Have you seen the movie ‘Left Behind’?”
10. “You don’t like Tim Tebow? You must need Jesus.”
