When people think of Mr. Pessimist, a little passport picture of him pops out of their mental files and displays a glum sad, hopeless and depressed expression.
A dark cloud hovers above him and rains whenever there’s a hint of sunlight in his life or ministry. Growth in other churches is suspect. A cheerful Christian is a shallow Christian. Sin and judgment are his themes and shall be till he dies—which always seems to be just round the corner.
Mr. Boastful knows how to make other preachers feel really bad and seems to enjoy doing so.
He’s an expert with statistics and always seems to have his latest church attendance, Sunday school figures, baptisms, conference invites, etc., at the tip of his fingers. When people visit his church, it never seems to be quite as big or as lively as he claims, but then you can’t lie with the stats, can you?
Mr. Academic has read every book you’ve every read and twice as much again.
He can quote early church fathers, reformers, puritans and modern church leaders as if he knew them all personally. Calls himself a “pastor-scholar,” but there’s little of the former and much more of the latter. Argues that the best way to pastor his flock is to spend 40 hours on each sermon. The sheep just don’t know how lucky they are.
You’ve probably already met Mr. Sociable. Everyone else has.
He loves socializing and plans a lot of it every week: lots of visits for lots of hours. And he especially welcomes unplanned visitors and calls. People are far more important that studying the passage in Greek or simplifying that complex paragraph toward the end of the sermon. He’s greatly loved in the community, but those who have to listen to him every week are growing less enamored.
Paper, emails, reports, committees, church law and bureaucratic procedures are Mr. Administrator’s favorite companions.
Given the choice between ministry and administration, the latter always seems more urgent, if not important. I mean, people can wait, but this report is due next week. Rather than squeezing in paperwork between sermons and visitation, sermon prep and pastoral visitation are squeezed into ever-smaller gaps between the vital office work.
As a pastor myself, I recognize all of these people almost every time I look in the mirror. Yes, I have been all of these people at one time or other, and sometimes all in one day!
Yet, for all of our faults, the Lord still uses “earthen vessels,” that the treasure of His grace might shine all the more beautifully in us and through us (2 Cor. 4:7).
At the end of every day I bring my multiple sinful personalities to the cross and appeal once again for forgiveness, looking to the Christ who died for my sins, and for the sins of every Christian pastor. The more I preach and pastor people, the more I value Jesus’ atoning work, and the more I marvel at His perfect life and ministry over 33 years.
Whoever else we follow, let’s make sure we follow Him above all. Because He promised, “Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men” (Matt. 4:19).
