There are simply some things not to say to your pastor. The list is meant to be both humorous (and serious). And I bet almost every pastor has heard all of these in the course of a ministry.
Enjoy the list. Try to imagine these things spoken in real life, and you’ll understand why they are things not to say to your pastor.
1. I wish I had a job like yours, where I would work only one day a week.
2. What do you do with all the free time you have?
3. Can I have a couple of minutes before you preach?
4. I love you pastor, but _______________________________ (fill in the blank).
5. I like your preaching, pastor, but I really like ____________________________ (fill in the blank with television or podcast preacher).
6. Can your wife play piano?
7. Your kids shouldn’t behave that way. After all, they are pastor’s kids.
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