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72 of the Cheesiest Christian Pick Up Lines You’ve Ever Heard

12. You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

13. Do you want to be accountability partners?

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14. On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

15. I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

16. I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. (Um, careful, you stalker.)

17. I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

18. I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

19. Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

20. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

21. You are perfect, except with all the sin.

22. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead. (I tried this on my wife and…um…it didn’t work.)

23. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

24. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

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Charles Specht is a bi-vocational pastor in central California, as well as the managing editor of GodlyWriters.com. He is married to his wife, Kathy, and has five children, two of whom were adopted from China. On his personal website CharlesSpecht.com, he blogs about the intersection of intentional faith and Christian leadership. You can connect with him on Twitter (@CharlesSpecht), Facebook (AuthorCharlesSpecht), Google+ and LinkedIn.