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72 of the Cheesiest Christian Pick Up Lines You’ve Ever Heard

25. It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

26. If we were around with Noah…then you, me…pair!

27. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

28. Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you. (Um, careful, this one could get you arrested.)

29. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

30. My parents are home, wanna come over?

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31. I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

32. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

33. I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss”?

34. So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I don’t have yours.

35. You float my ark.

36. I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

37. My spiritual gift is my good looks.

38. I went on a beach mission, but all I ended up doing was mission you.

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Charles Specht is a bi-vocational pastor in central California, as well as the managing editor of GodlyWriters.com. He is married to his wife, Kathy, and has five children, two of whom were adopted from China. On his personal website CharlesSpecht.com, he blogs about the intersection of intentional faith and Christian leadership. You can connect with him on Twitter (@CharlesSpecht), Facebook (AuthorCharlesSpecht), Google+ and LinkedIn.