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72 of the Cheesiest Christian Pick Up Lines You’ve Ever Heard

39. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

40. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

41. If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.

42. Bathsheba had nothing on you.

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43. Mark Driscoll takes up 35 percent of my iPod memory.

44. Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

45. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.

46. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

47. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

48. I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

49. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

50. Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

51. I put the stud in Bible study.

52. The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed…and here you are.

53. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

54. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now. Just settle for me.

55. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

56. Hey are you via Sea of Galilee? Because you’re the only gal I see.

57. Hey yo, when you’re finished dating that Jesus guy give me a call because I’m waiting.

58. Why do I even need to read Proverbs 31 when you’re standing right in front of me.

59. Girl, are you Joshua in the Israelite army? Because I would totally let my walls down for you.

60. Are you Thomas? Because I doubt I’ll ever find anyone as handsome as you.

61. Are you Adam? Because to me, you’re the only man in the world.

62. Wow, I can really see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with
you.

63. Oh girl, let me tell you, you are breaking Old Testament law because you are working it on the Sabbath.

64. You’re the kind of girl who would make Paul rethink the single life.

65. Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting but that verse doesn’t apply to
you.

66. Is your name David? Because you’re a man after my own heart.

67. Hey, would you like to come to my small group? And by
small, I mean two people, you and me.

68. So what did you give up for Lent? I hope you didn’t give up on me.

69. I feel like I’ve been wandering in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights
because you are that tempting.

70. Are you a Pharisee? Because you’re the fairest one I see.

71. You can call me Judas because I’m about to kiss you on the cheek but I won’t betray you.

72. I know that you’ve already invited Jesus Christ into your heart but is there room for me?

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Charles Specht is a bi-vocational pastor in central California, as well as the managing editor of GodlyWriters.com. He is married to his wife, Kathy, and has five children, two of whom were adopted from China. On his personal website CharlesSpecht.com, he blogs about the intersection of intentional faith and Christian leadership. You can connect with him on Twitter (@CharlesSpecht), Facebook (AuthorCharlesSpecht), Google+ and LinkedIn.