Outreach Magazineâs editor-in-chief Ed Stetzer asked pastors and church leaders to share their most embarrassing baptism experiences on his social media channels earlier this week. His followers replied with numerous stories that are guaranteed to have you rolling on the floor.
North American Mission Boardâs National Next Gen Director, Shane Pruitt, shared one funny baptism stories from when he was a youth pastor.
âOne of the students that took a long time to reachâ[he was the] prankster typeâbut completely fell in love with Jesus. Once he was saved, he was on fire,” Pruitt said. âI was in the baptism waterâtalking to the crowdâand about to bring him out. I turn to the side and he is standing at the top of the steps, where the crowd canât see him with arm floaties and goggles on.
Pruitt said that he âlost it [and] no one knew why. He took them off quickly and I baptized him.â
Dare2Share Ministries founder Greg Stier reached out to ChurchLeaders and told us about a time when he announced to everyone on a cruise to gather around the pool to witness the baptism of his 10-year-old daughterâit wasnât a Christian cruise.
âWhen my daughter was 10-years-old I took my family on a cruise to Alaska for my wife and Iâs 25-year wedding anniversary,â Stier explained. âOn the cruise I was convicted that I should baptize her because she had put her faith in Christ. In the early church they baptized in public settings, not hidden away in a church building. On the cruise shipâs main deckâin the middle of the dayâwhere everybody was out, and right in front of the bar they were drinking and partying.â
Stier said, âI got in the water with my daughter and I made an announcement at the top of my lungs. âMay I have your attention please. Everybody stop what youâre doing right now,â and they did.â
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âPeople gathered up. They didnât know what was going on. I said Iâm about to baptize my daughter and that she had put her faith in Christ.â Stier then explained what baptism was, and some people looked concerned. He then told them ânot to worry because I am a licensed professional. I gave the gospel and asked my daughter if she had put her faith in Jesus Christ. She responded, âYes,â and I baptized her. Everyone that was gathered around cheered. Then I told the crowd, âIf you heard that gospel message and youâve put your faith in Christ and would like to make that public, come on in the water is fine,’âNobody responded.â
âPeople were congratulating my daughter and I got in the hot tub. This guy who was also in the hot tub said, âWhat the [bleep] was that all about?â I told the guy that Iâd baptize him right now. đ¤Łâ
Those who say that God doesnât have a sense of humor may change their mind after reading some of these experiences below.
Pastorsâ Most Embarrassing Baptism Experiences
âOne time we baptized a guy who was a semi-professional runner. After he gave his testimony, he pulled off his shirt (which was already unexpected) and then ripped off his snap-away pants and was just wearing those short runners shorts underneath. Then he just jumped in the tubâhe didnât seem to think it was odd at all that he was basically standing there in his underwear in front of our whole church.â