13 Funny Bible Jokes for Kids

Bible jokes for kids

A great way to connect with kids is through jokes and riddles.  Here are 13 Bible jokes for kids you can use whether you’re in the classroom or making small talk.

13 Funny Bible Jokes for Kids

What is Eve’s favorite food?
Ribs

What kind of cell phone did Delilah use?
Samson

What kind of car did the disciples drive?
“They were all in one accord…”

What time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve

When was the first tennis match in the Bible?
Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court

How does the Apostle Paul make coffee?
Hebrews it

What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it

If Jesus was still on earth, what kind of car would He drive?
Christler

Why wasn’t Jesus allowed in the jewelry stores in Jerusalem?
they were afraid He would break every chain

What’s the best way to get a message to God?
kneemail

What animal did Noah not trust?
Cheetah

Where was Solomon’s temple located?
on the side of his head

Who was the most sinful man in the Bible?
Moses – he broke all 10 commandments at once

This article originally appeared here.

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Dale Hudson has been serving in children's ministry for over 30 years. He is an author, speaker and ministry leader.  He is the founder and director of Building Children's Ministry. BCM helps churches build strong leaders, teams and children's ministries.  (www.buildingchildrensministry.com)