Bible jokes for kids offer great ways to connect with students. You can use Christian jokes or riddles in Sunday school classrooms or to open a children’s church sermon. They’re also perfect for making small talk during a meal or car ride.
Christian humor is sure to tickle students’ funny bones. Most of these Bible jokes for kids connect best with middle- and upper-elementary kids who are familiar with Bible names and accounts. Use the jokes and riddles to introduce a Sunday lesson. Or include some funnies on children’s ministry take-home papers so kids can tell them to family members.
As Proverbs 17:22 (NIV) says, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”
So check out this baker’s dozen of hilarious Bible jokes for kids. Then prepare to get a case of the giggles!
13 Funny Bible Jokes for Kids
1. What is Eve’s favorite food?
Ribs
2. What kind of cell phone did Delilah use?
Samson (Samsung)
3. What kind of car did the disciples drive?
Honda Accord (“They were all in one accord…”)
4. What time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve
5. When was the first tennis match in the Bible?
Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
6. How does the Apostle Paul make coffee?
Hebrews it.
7. What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
