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20 Things Christian Singles Never Want to Hear in Church

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Single Christians don’t need to hear…

1. There’s No Marriage in Heaven, You Know

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2. I Remember What It Was Like to Be Single, I’m So Jealous of Your Free Time

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3. You Should Really Try Online Dating

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4. But You’re So Pretty, Why Are You Still Single?

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5. You Must Have the Gift of Singleness

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6. Have You Thought About Freezing Your Eggs/Sperm?

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7. Did You Choose to Stay Single?

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8. It Always Happens When You’re Not Looking

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9. You Should Pray About It… More

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10. You’re Probably Being Too Picky

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11. You Should Really Take This Time to Focus on Your Ministry

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  12. Do You Even Want Kids?

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13. You Should Put Yourself Out There More

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14. Do You Have Hidden Sin?

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15. Can You Help Out in the Nursery, You Know, and Give the Parents with Kids a Break?

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16. I Have a Single Cousin I’m Dying to Introduce You To

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17. God Must Have Someone Extra Special for You If He’s Waiting This Looong.

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18. When was the last time you went on a date?

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19. Maybe God has a Very Special Purpose for Your Life

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20. Oh, You’re So Lucky, It’s Like You’re Married to Jesus

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