I was getting ready to face the day and noticed something on the television. An ad for “hair club for women” was running. Photos flew by of before and after shots of women. Most had been afflicted with bare spots or thinning mane and the “after” photos showed them with gloriously full tresses. Then I saw it. Down in the corner the small print said, Results may vary.
Ahh. Yes, indeed. Results may vary. The old “caveat emptor.” Let the buyer beware. Instead of results may vary the ad might as well say “these are not typical,” as advertisers are forced to do by truth-in-advertising laws.
Results May Vary?
Sadly, in our culture we’re used to such come-ons and slick sales spiels. No one expects the used car salesman to tell you why we should be cautious in buying this particular car. We’ve learned to turn a suspicious eye toward the seller of the house who cannot quit raving about all its fine points. What, we wonder, is he not saying?
Which brings up another point…The fine print of the gospel
Has anyone ever found “fine print” in the Lord’s offer of salvation? Is there anywhere that we are told things such as:
You’re going to love Jesus, but not everyone has the complete package of sins forgiven, name written in the Book of Life, acceptance into God’s family, and Holy Spirit’s entrance.
You’re going to love Jesus but not everyone gets all their sins forgiven. Some get all, some get 40 percent, and some more. Results vary.
What we are offering is the Truth, but not everyone has to call on the name of Jesus. Other deities may also be invoked in various cultures of the world.
Anyone ever seen any of that? No, and you won’t.
Thank God, you will not find any such in God’s Word. Instead, we find statements such as:
Whosoever will, let him take of the water of life freely (Revelation 22:17).
As many as believed, to them He gave the right to become children of God (John 1:12).
Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved (Romans 10:13).
If anyone thirst, let him come unto me and drink…. (John 7:37).
Whoever comes to me, I will in no wise cast out (John 6:37).
May I make a suggestion or two?
How to Deal With “Results May Vary”
First, look up those scriptures.
Second, look closely for an asterisk.
See anything directing you to footnotes with qualifying statements such as: “Only for residents of Israel or New Jersey”? Or “Results may vary” or “Not typical” or even “Only for the educated.”
Third, smile. Really big.
You are included in every one of those “whosoevers!” You are an “anyone.” You can come to Jesus!
Freely come drink, words the soul to thrill. O, with what joy they my heart do fill. For when He said ‘whosoever will,’ Jesus included me. (Hymn by Johnson Oatman)
4. And fourth, for the rest of your life, thank Him for accepting someone like you: someone who deserved hell (yes, you do!), someone who brings nothing to qualify for heaven–into His eternal family. Someone like you.
Thank Him for loving you!
Behold, what manner of love the Father has bestowed on us, that we should be called the children of God! (I John 3:1)