The Perfect Christmas Gift: Christian Alexa

The Perfect Christmas Gift: Christian Alexa

With all of the technology devices out there, choosing the right one can be confusing and difficult.

John Crist proposes the perfect gift for any Christian just in time for the Christmas. Introducing the Christian Alexa. This little device will help you fight the daily war of the flesh by reminding you of the spiritual commitments you’ve made before you stumble.

For Example:

– When you ask Alexa to play music you shouldn’t be listening to, she suggests an more worshipful alternative.

– When you ask Alexa to send a romantic text to someone, she makes sure God would approve.

– When you sit down to eat she reminds you to pray first.

Christian Alexa is the perfect gift for those new to the faith, long-time believers or anytime a legalist is not around.

*Disclaimer: Everything you read above is a joke. The Christian Alexa device doesn’t exist.  Although Crist’s video will make you laugh, may this remind us that the concept is real. No, not in the form of a plastic electronic device, but in the eternal Holy Spirit that is living inside of you. The Holy Spirit helps us love one another and stay faithful to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ until the day that we can worship our King face to face.

Therefore, brothers, since we have confidence to enter the holy places by the blood of Jesus, by the new and living way that he opened for us through the curtain, that is, through his flesh, and since we have a great priest over the house of God, let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance of faith, with our hearts sprinkled clean from an evil conscience and our bodies washed with pure water. Let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering, for he who promised is faithful. And let us consider how to stir up one another to love and good works, not neglecting to meet together, as is the habit of some, but encouraging one another, and all the more as you see the Day drawing near. – Hebrews 10:19-25

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